You’re
a Bill Pullman fan if............
- You can name
his first movie and year.
- You can list
all of his movies by name and
year.
- You have
rented all of his movies.
- You have
seen some of his movies more than
three times.
- You have a
movie archives of all of
Bill’s films.
- You have an
excerpt of a quote Bill said at
the end of your e-messages.
- You can
recite your favorite quotes from
his movies.
- You know the
ID4 "pep talk" by
heart.
- You buy the
magazines just for the pictures
and articles.
- You belong
to the BPA and run around telling
all your friends.
- You have so
many pictures of Bill on the wall
that it looks like
BillPullmanwallpaper.
- You have to
frequently tell yourself that you
are not obsessed, you are not
obsessed.
- You made a
desktop wallpaper of him on your
computer.
- You bought Playgirl
just to see his name on that
list.
- You can
rattle off his exact day and year
of his birthday.
- You throw a
party on December 17.
- You scream
anytime someone says, "Bill
Pullman, you mean the guy in
"Twister?"
- You
understand that last one.....
- You have the
President Whitmore action figure.
- You do not
let your children play with your
President Whitmore action figure.
- You voted
for Tom Whitmore for president in
‘96 (or at least actively
considered writing him in on the
ballot.)
- You dress up
as Lone Starr for Halloween.
- You
fast-forward through WYWS until
Bill comes in.
- You
fast-forward through any movie
until Bill comes in.
- You’ve
watched WYWS so many times that
you have it memorized.
- You ordered
HBO just to see
"Mistrial."
- Your heart
beats faster when you hear
somebody say just Bill.
- In the
bookstore, you actually browse
all books or magazines just in
case they mention Bill.
- You send
your husband and kids to
Grandma’s and you stay home
and rent every BP movie you can
find.
- You giggle
everytime he comes on the screen.
- You spend
your free time reading this list.
- You spend
your free time making lists like,
You Know You’re a Bill
Pullman fan if........
Ed’s note: Of course,
this is just all in fun. It was an exercise
someone proposed via the listserv and then
everyone ran wild with it. It was an excuse to
send messages and be a little outrageous.
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