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More contributions from his fans it warrants a second page!  Have you ever wondered what it would be like to get your picture taken with Bill?  Well we can't promise that you'll get to meet him in person, but Patty has sent us the next best thing.  Patty has graciously cut out Sandra's face (apologies to Sandra) and inserted herself in the picture.  Now you too can pretend to have met Bill and insert a picture of yourself.  Don't forget to read Ildi's poem about our Bill.  Bill has such talented fans!

 

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Crush(ed)

This look in our eyes that binds us together
Is a moment in life that should last forever.
His arms ‘round my waist and the smile on his face
Envelopes my mind in a light, foggy haze.

My heart’s beating fast from nervous excitement,
I really should get away, but I know that I can’t.
Mesmerized I stand there and stare a little bit
Into those bluish green eyes he’s looking at me with.

I'm running my fingers through his brown, silky hair,
He drives me so nuts, it just isn’t fair.
He’s got that "leaning" look on his face and his eyes,
He looks so gorgeous my lonely heart cries.

When he leans down, a heartbeat I’m ready to miss
Because he’s about to plant a kiss on my lips.
I close both my eyes, I swear to God, Liz,
My lips tremble gently as they’re approaching his.

By God, what is this, this noise that I hear?
My heart’s getting squeezed in the hard grip of fear.
My eyes pop right open and I look at the time
And realize that my life is not worth a dime.

I lay there frustrated, ready to scream,
‘Cause Bill in my arms was just a beautiful dream.
And if I think that life is not enough boring
I can look at my husband loudly snoring.

Oh, Holy Jesus, what have I done
To deserve this fate, my good mood is gone!
I work my brain hard to make up a plan
To see more of Bill, but the question is: when?

Then the thought kind of hits me like a 15 ton truck,
Maybe I’m not really quite out of luck!
If I’m smart I’ll. make the night really perfect,
I’ll put in a tape and watch Zero Effect.

I’ll send my husband to the nearby nudie bar
While I’m gonna watch my favorite movie star.
Munching on popcorn like the world’s biggest fool
I’m just gonna sit there, watch Billy and drool.

By Ildi