Pat sees himself caught on tape, scamming sick leave: "Lower back pain can be a tricky thing."

Have you seen Al the Bookie?

Ya haven't?  Mind if I have a beer while on the job?

Where do you find girls who will do that? 

Oh, yeah.  Albany girls......

Being a copy would be sweet, if it weren't for all that damn paperwork.

Yeah?  He was murdered?  How do you know?

Pat, the ever-alert cop on night stakeout.

How do  you know that was Dale the Thug?